Women are inherently evil...

Discussion in 'Mindless Banter' started by fitmonkey, Jan 30, 2008.

  1. fitmonkey

    fitmonkey Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, but this email was in my inbox this morning, and it made me laugh/cringe.

    Women Are Evil By Nature..

     
  2. Lyn

    Lyn 2nd String Bench Warmer

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    Ewwww!!!!!

    :lol3:
     
  3. fitmonkey

    fitmonkey Well-Known Member

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    It did not go where I thought it was going when I started reading it!
     
  4. smuggie

    smuggie Maureen aka Mo

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  5. LynnP

    LynnP This will be a good year!

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    THat is hilarious, but you know that guy was probably not even phased by ti!!:p
     
  6. synergyb3

    synergyb3 Well-Known Member

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    lol.... :lol:
     
  7. Amy

    Amy Just say no to CANDY!!!

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    :sick:
     
  8. Clueless

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    The 11th Husband

    A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'.

    'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times?'

    'Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

    'Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

    'Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    'Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    'Husband # 5 was an Engineer,he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

    'Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    'Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

    'Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

    'Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

    'Husband # ! 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........... God I miss him.

    ' But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'.

    'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why?

    'You're with the 'GOVERNMENT'...This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED.'
     
  9. donnajo

    donnajo Feeling Strong!

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    Here is one I got in my e-mail today. :lol:





    THE WEDDING TEST

    I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

    There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.

    It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once befo re I got married and committed my life to her sister.
    < BR>Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'

    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door and headed straight towards my car.

    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside all clapping!

    With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!'

    And the moral of this story is:








    Always keep your condoms in your car.
     
  10. mcv

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    :eek:mg: Too funny!!
     
  11. Jillian

    Jillian I HATE WINTER!

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    The wedding test....freakin hilarious!!!!:shakeithappy:
     
  12. LynnP

    LynnP This will be a good year!

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    LOL I got that email yesterday from my dad!!!!! :laugh:
     
  13. LynnP

    LynnP This will be a good year!

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    I just got this in an email from my grandmother!! Love it!


    Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

    When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.
    One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
    Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
    Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

    Women are so much better at estate planning than men
     

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