A student walks out of the bathroom with powder on his nose. Apparently he leaves class every day around the same time because he needs to use the restroom. Kids come down to my office today and tell me this boy is snorting stuff in the bathroom. We get the kid and search him and find a giant bag of vanilla protein powder. He is sniffing protein powder because he heard that it will get to his muscles faster. OMG
I was thinking about this last night, I reckon that someone was taking the piss out of the poor kid and told him to snort the stuff. Did you tell him it goes much better with some cold almond milk?
Yes. I told him how to take protein powder. We also took it from him and made his parents come and get it so we could talk to them as well. Apparently this is a thing, because 2 other officers have caught boys at their schools doing the same thing this past week.
Hahahaha.. Ok ok I shouldn't be laughing the poor kid had no idea. But that was funny! I'd be interested in seeing this kid 20years from now.. I promise you he's huge into fitness in some way!!