Things you can only say at Thanksgiving! 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. It's Cool Whip time! 3. If I don 't undo my pants, I'll burst! 4. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 5. Are you ready for seconds yet? 6. Just wait your turn, you'll get some. 7. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 8. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 9. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 10. You still have a little bit on your chin. 11. How long will it take after you stick it in? 12. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 13. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 14. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! Happy Thanksgiving!!!